Monday, 14 July 2014

Grid Autosport: PS3 Review

Grid Autosport: PS3 Review


Released by Codemasters
Platform: PS3

Racing cars in a virtual world can be somewhat of a tough ask.

Grid Autosport had a wee way to go to keep that side of me satiated.

The game really kicks in the moment it's loaded up, which sounds like a stupid thing to say but it's pretty much firing right out of the gate. Graphically gorgeous, the game gets you involved right away, with a choice of five disciplines to take part in Touring Cars, Endurance, Open Wheel, Tuner and Street. Taking part in those races and seasons gain you XP with a series of mini "missions" in each one to be completed and which give you a reason to really put the pedal to the metal.

From racing on the streets to hurtling around a track, Grid Autosport has certainly got variety in mind and entertainment foremost at its agenda as you choose which team to be part of and set your own ideas in motion for racing. With growing XP and progress comes the chance to upgrade your cars and therefore improve your standings in the rankings.  Plus, there's a chance to manipulate your team as well with the AI - pressing them to race aggressively or defensively which could help propel you into the points and rankings of the various disciplines. 

But it's online where the game really excels, as it gives you access to a world full of racers and an unpredictability that's free from the AI. Accruing XP, avoiding aggro racers and generally having a blast, it's really the multiplayer element of Grid Autosport that sees it soar. There's plenty to do online and plenty of reasons to stay within that element rather than just slogging it out against the AI and computer - it's really where the social element thrives.

Diversity appears to be the key for Grid Autosport - it's really worth taking a punt on and don't be surprised if you end up addicted thanks to simplicity of racing, shortness of seasons and a thriving online world.

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Ratchet and Clank Trilogy: PS Vita Review

Ratchet and Clank Trilogy: PS Vita Review


Released by Sony / Insomniac Games
Platform: PS Vita

Some characters are synonymous with PlayStation.

None more so than Ratchet and Clank (and perhaps, Little BigPlanet's Sackboy). The duo have had a whole series of games constructed around their destructive tendencies. And now, their first three games from the PS2 are being ported over to the small screen for you to enjoy on the move.

And this trio of Ratchet platformers are perhaps some of the most well-loved and most playable the series has put out - particularly the third of the trilogy, Up Your Arsenal which is one of the go-to games for me when I just want to sit back and blast away.

Insomniac Games' port over is fairly faithful, though it has to be said some of the epic scale of the game is a little lost due to the size of the OLED screen. While it still looks good, you can't help but feel some of that has been lost in translation.

Controls are exactly the same as the PS2 and PS3 HD remaster- and the mission remains the same too; smash things, kill baddies and collect bolts to help you level up your arsenal. Weapons still vary via game to game but there's always the omnipresent wrench and the trusty Clank to help you out too - each game remains playable enough, even if there are parts of the cut scenes which occasionally just appear to stop as they play out.

It's a solid port over, but if you're a veteran of the series, then you may wonder what there is new to play or attract you to play through 3 games that you've probably replayed before. And the answer is very little (ie nothing at all). Newcomers to the franchise will enjoy the quirky humour, the sheer playability of the piece and the simple style on show. While each game evolves in look and grows in strengths, the core dynamics don't change and the player is rewarded for sticking with them.

Nostalgia is a key factor in the Ratchet and Clank Trilogy on the PS Vita - they remain one of the best trilogies of all time and the most playable games whatever the platform.

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Doctor Who Series 8 Full length trailer hits

Doctor Who Series 8 Full length trailer hits


Here's your first look at the Doctor Who Series 8 Full length trailer



With the brand new series of Doctor Who, starring Peter Capaldi and Jenna-Louise Coleman about to materialise on our screens, EW.com has the first look at the 12th Doctor in the opening episode Deep Breath.

Deep Breath also stars the Paternoster Gang and as you can see from the image, appears to be set in Victorian Times.

Doctor Who hits the UK on August 23rd at a rumoured time of 8pm for the feature length episode Deep Breath, directed by Ben Wheatley.

Take a first look at Peter Capaldi as the Doctor and Jenna Louise-Coleman as Clara.




Sunday, 13 July 2014

Deliver Us From Evil: Movie Review

Deliver Us From Evil: Movie Review


Cast: Eric Bana, Joel McHale, Edgar Ramirez, Olivia Munn, Sean Harris
Director: Scott Derrickson

In the latest horror based on true events / inspired by true events to hit the cinema, Eric Bana stars as tough and wearied New York cop Ralph Sarchie.

Relentlessly working the night shift with his partner Butler (a quippy Joel McHale) on the perpetually rainy Bronx streets, Sarchie is called in to deal with a case that appears to have Satanic overtones after a series of incidents appear to have a demonic link.

Dismissive of any religious beliefs and scoffing at these claims, Sarchie finds himself pairing up with a priest Mendoza (Ramirez) as they dig deeper into the case of three former Iraqi veterans and a series of inscriptions that appear to be at every crime scene.

Soon though, Sarchie finds the case is closer to home than he would like.

Deliver Us From Evil is a lazy formulaic horror, which employs every available cliche to try and proffer up new scares.

Dark grimy streets? Check. Perpetual gloom and rain? Check. Children's toy looking shifty in the bedroom? Check. Dark basements where torches / any form of lights fail? Check. A protagonist with lapsed religion? Check. A priest who's fallen from grace? Check. Moments of creepiness and jump scares predictably sign posted from a mile off thanks to an overly bombastic OST? Check.

Every single trope and soundtrack trick is rolled out during the 2 hour run time and every po-faced moment falls flat on its face as this fight against evil begins to try to bite. The problem is there's no real pull - even the fate of a supporting character who's given a bit of life fails to hit any emotional mark as the horror starts to try and bite.

While Bana tries his best with the material handed to him, the film ends up being derivative of everything you've seen before and so wildly grounded in nothing at all that it has no unique selling points. That's despite culminating in a jail cell exorcism that could have had been so much more thanks to its relatively original premise.

Perhaps really, it should be a case of Deliver Us From Deliver Us From Evil in this formulaic horror; a lack of originality, a distinct feeling of no emotional connection and a story that's dragged as far as it can be on its fragile premise leaves you wishing you could be exorcised of everything that's just unfolded in front of you.

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Saturday, 12 July 2014

The LEGO Movie: Blu Ray Review

The LEGO Movie: Blu Ray Review


Rating: PG
Released by Roadshow Home Entertainment

The Lego Movie has been a smash hit worldwide - it's the story of ordinary LEGO construction worker Emmett (Chris Pratt), who lives his daily life trying to fit in and conform to the instructions within his life manual. However, when he inadvertently is believed to be a prophesied "Special" who can help bring down Lord Business (Will Ferrell), he's recruited into a quest to save the LEGO Universe. Along on this quest is Wyldstyle (Elizabeth Banks) and her boyf the self-absorbed Batman (Will Arnett) and the Gandalf like Vitruvius (Morgan Freeman).

Soon, Emmett finds himself in a world of adventure and part of a team - but on their trail is Bad Cop (Liam Neeson) who's determined to stop them saving the day....

The LEGO Movie is absolutely insane, a fast-paced mix of fast edits and hyper-kinetic cuts that's likely to give a headache to some adults but suits perfectly the short attention spans of youngsters everywhere. Inf act, about half way through, it appears that the frenetic pace and general randomness of what's going on would appear to indicate those in charge have simply lost the plot and just thrown ideas at the wall to see what would stick.


But that's the clever thing about The LEGO Movie - it throws in a third act reveal that borders on cinematic genius (and a twist that's right up there with some of the best) that puts everything that's gone before into perfect context and shows that the non stop gags and general silliness have all served a hitherto unrevealed purpose.

The animation is splendidly top notch, pulling together the old school feel of the bricks and the reasons why you loved spending hours crafting together Lego pieces; there's no nostalgia at play here (a la Muppets) but simply a free-wheeling feeling of joy and zaniness.

Extras: Bringing LEGO to life, commentary, outtakes, earworm Everything is Awesome  - and more

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Friday, 11 July 2014

NZIFF Reviews - The Mule, Ukraine is not a Brothel, The Noble Family

NZIFF Reviews - The Mule, Ukraine is not a Brothel, The Noble Family


Continuing my deep dive into some of the New Zealand International Film Festival titles playing this year, here's a review of another three movies as we get ready for the Auckland leg of the festival.

The Mule is a particularly pertinent piece, given that we keep hearing about drugs mules and of course, Schapelle Corby.

Based on true events, it's the story of Ray, an Aussie simpleton, played by Angus Sampson (who also directs) who headed to Thailand in 1983 and was co-erced into bringing back a stomach full of cocaine at the behest of a mate and indirectly a local drugs kingpin (played with cruel veneer by Fringe star John Noble).

Perhaps unsurprisingly, things don't pan out so well for Ray when he heads back from Bangkok and a decision at the airport throws him directly into the paths of two detectives, chiefly led by Hugo Weaving's detective, determined to use the naive and gullible Ray to bring down the bad guys once and for all.

So, holed up in a hotel near the airport, they all decide to sweat it out - and wait for nature and the inevitable to takes it course.....

There's tension aplenty in this simmering tale of oafs, corruption and heroin.

Sampson and fellow director Tony Mahony have pulled together a drama that soaks in the Aussie nostalgia from the time (the America's Cup forms a bonzer part of the background) and yet is a timeless piece of corruption, drugs and gangsters.

If Sampson impresses as a gormless Ray, navigating his way through life through a pair of big rubbery lips and trying to survive a week in hotel hell, there's also kudos for John Noble as the gangland kingpin and Aussie rugby club benefactor who's so instrumental in Ray being in the situation he's in; Hugo Weaving also turns in a good solid turn as a cop determined to get his man - from under a mass of moustache and brash belching.

Stand out scenes from the drama include Ray's attempts to get through the Aussie airport without cracking - a setting that's been mined for years on the likes of Border Patrol but feels fresh and heartbreaking thanks to the tense simplicity it's shot with and how one moment changes his life forever. Perhaps the one that will stay with the audience though culminates after a grimy bed-ridden stand off against nature when Ray's captured by the cops and told to sweat it out - literally. Those Trainspotting type bed antics end in a scene that will see the audience a little uncomfortable in many ways - as well as regretting any earlier decisions to eat before the movie.

Loyalty, corruption, drugs, the America's Cup, gangs, hapless mules and a great payoff- it's all in The Mule.



Ukraine Is Not A Brothel is an Aussie doco, looking at Femen and their topless protestors, determined to claim back their country's reputation.

With director Kitty Green heading to the festival for Q&As, there will be plenty to talk about and a chance to really get an idea of where the protest movement is now at.

It starts with a man in overalls, wearing the face of a bunny made from cardboard (a true life Donnie Darko moment in some ways) before cutting to the inevitable Boney M classic, Ra-Ra-Rasputin and a deep dive into freedom of speech, protest and bare breasts.

With echoes of the Pussy Riot phenomenon, Green's doco follows a group of appealingly photogenic protestors as she embeds herself into their world. By picking on a handful of them, Green manages to eke out the best interviews and build a trust that's clearly repaid as the girls explain why they're protesting - to rescue their country from the perception that Ukraine is all about sex slaves.

But perversely, what Green actually manages to extract from the process is a horrific schism at the centre of the organisation that appears to be led by a shadowy man known only as Victor, as well as to show up the contrasts that exist within. The women who are part of the cause and who play a part of the carefully executed riots are only the beautiful ones, with the lesser photogenic models and feminist supporters confined to the joke protests. By following one of those protests, Green expertly demonstrates the internal conflict within and immediately questions everything we've just seen of Femen and its ways. Everyone at the top appears to have a shadowy motive for this - from the shadowy impresario Victor to the man known only as John who finances the group's trip to Turkey. The fact he sells lingerie and has goodie bags at the press conferences only seeks to highlights the differences.

In many ways, this doco is a multi-faceted exploration of right and wrong, of moral ideals and idealism being called into question and of methods of protest and principles falling under deeper scrutiny. Director Kitty Green has put something together that really couldn't have been done by her opposite sex's counterpart and the intimacy she's been treated to is sensitively handled and never exploited.

However, the coup de grace on this particular celluloid cake comes when Green manages to get face time with Victor, who reveals a stunning contempt for the women, the organisation and the fact he's a patriarch in a society that's trying to fight patriarchy. The sheer contempt is a contrast to the girls' idealism and beliefs and almost manages to give you a sinking feeling that the movement is doomed unless it can shake Victor from its grasp. Sisters may be doing it for themselves in Ukraine, but only with the help of a man.

While it ends on a note of optimism for one that Green's embedded herself with, the wider questions of what happens next for the group and what immediately happened after the end of the doco will make for an utterly fascinating and totally essential Q&A when Green hits Auckland.

The Noble Family is Mexico's biggest box office hit of all time apparently.

It's the story of a self-made mogul, who appalled at the brattish behaviour of his money blase children decides to cut them off to help them get some life lessons and to educate them in the ways of the world.

Almost Arrested Development-like in its central premise, The Noble Family is an almost farcically sweet family piece, that's blessed with moments of comedy and humour to help it achieve the feel-good factor. It's easy to see why this vibrant film hit such a chord in its homeland, thanks to a riches to rags storyline that sees everyone getting the comeuppance they deserve.

While it's entirely predictable in its story route - surprise, even the father learns lessons about his children and the penalties of his own rich lifestyle - the journey is an enjoyable one. A sequel is apparently in the works and Hollywood is apparently considering its own version, so now's a good chance to get in before the remake hits.



The New Zealand International Film Festival kicks off in Auckland on July 17th with the world premiere of The Dark Horse - full details of these films and others can be found at www.nziff.co.nz

Orange Is The New Black: Season 1 DVD Review

Orange is the New Black: Season 1 DVD Review


Rating: R16
Released by Roadshow Home Ent

The Netflix 13 part series makes its home screen debut and the dramedy is worth waiting for.

It's the story of Piper Chapman (Taylor Schilling) who's sent to Litchfield Women's prison after being involved in a money laundering ring over a decade ago. But thanks to the statute of limitations, she can still be prosecuted. So, bundled off to prison and completely naive about her surroundings and those who are around her, Piper tries to get by. Which is not as easy as she thinks.

Extremely well written and cleverly put together, Orange Is The New Black eeks out the back stories of the inmates, weaving together a rich tapestry of tales that are worthy of diving into. While midway through, the series feels like it hits a minor bump as a lull comes, but the writers pull out all the stops for the tale of this meek little mouse making her way through, dealing with her ex and antagonisms as the story goes on.

Orange Is The New Black marks a turning point for the web series genre and has set a benchmark for all that's to come.

Extras: Commentaries, gag reels, docos

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