Tarzan: Blu Ray Review

Tarzan: Blu Ray Review

Rating: G
Released by Roadshow Home Ent

Another version of Tarzan swings in, this time a computer generated piece which aims to put a new twist on the legend.

Kellan Lutz stars as JJ Greystoke, a kid who finds himself alone after his parents die in a helicopter crash instigated by his dad affecting the balance of nature after taking a chunk out of a meteor (yep, seriously).

Raised in the jungle by a mother gorilla who had her child killed during the chaos caused by JJ's father, Tarzan, the hairless ape, grows. But when the CEO of Greystoke industries heads back to the jungle determined to find the meteor and with it, a new source of energy for the world, Tarzan finds his resolve tested and his loyalties torn.

The computer animated Tarzan is perhaps one of the bizarrest re-tellings of the story I've ever seen.

While Kellan Lutz gives his all to the human ape, the animation takes a while to get used to, thanks to a weird mix of Cloudy With Meatballs stule humans and very well defined other humans. But that's about as far as the definition goes in this piece, which lacks emotion, sees Tarzan using extremely dodgy ways to pick up Jane (stalking, rifling through her belongings) and has a terrible romantic montage soundtracked by Coldplay's Paradise.

With swirling cameras, swelling music, plenty of pointless voiceover and lots of animated scenes showingTarzan flying through the air a la Spider-Man for no other reason than they can, this Tarzan has very little going for it. An additional plot about a meteor from the Jurassic ages feels like the kind of tosh more suited to a Transformers film than a push to protect the wild forests.

Ultimately, this Tarzan lacks definition, bite and a decent origin story that seems to flow - it really does need to be confined to the jungle, rather than inflicted on cinema audiences.

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Show Me Shorts Q&A with festival director, Gina!

Show Me Shorts Q&A with festival director, Gina!

The Show Me Shorts festival is now underway nationwide. I caught up with Festival director Gina Dellabarca to see how it's all looking!

Hi Gina, how have you been?
Hi Darren, I’m swell thanks. Busy year! Lots of exciting wins for short films here in NZ and abroad.

What's the field like this year for Short films?
We had almost 1,000 entries for Show Me Shorts this year. Our largest number yet. The result is outstanding short films. Our judges this year (Robyn Malcolm, David Larsen, Sophie Henderson and Joe Lonie) were blown away, especially by the NZ films.

It's a big year for the festival too with Academy Award accreditation and a Chinese delegation on the way over…
We’re proud to be hosting Yu Han for the international premiere of his film 家 (Home). It offers a unique peek inside the life of one small Chinese small apartment across ten years. Visually striking and hugely memorable.
Our Academy Awards-accreditation puts us in the same category as big international film festivals like Melbourne, Cannes, Sundance and Venice – in terms of being able to provide a pathway to the Oscars. It’s a big deal for our local filmmakers.

There are some big names in the short films this year too? 

Festival director, Gina Dellabarca

Short films are not just for amateurs, as we often see established directors (e.g. Wes Anderson) experimenting with short film. This year’s most high profile actors include Amanda Seyfried (Les Misérables, Mamma Mia!) in the romantic thriller Dog Food, and Oscar-nominated British actress Sally Hawkins (Happy Go Lucky, Blue Jasmine) and Jim Broadbent (Harry Potter, Moulin Rouge) who co-star in the high-stakes drama The Phone Call.
There are lots of Kiwi stars too! Loren Taylor (Eagle vs. Shark) features in two short films: Leo Woodhead’s award winning Cold Snap, and the post-apocalyptic world of The Light Harvester alongside Craig Hall (A Place to Call Home, The Hobbit). Greg Johnson and John Leigh (both ex-Shortland Street) wake up hungover in Antarctica wondering how they got there in the bromantic comedy Snowmen, and Charlie Bleakley (Scarfies) and Cohen Holloway (Boy, Good for Nothing) prove their friendship in the hilarious road trip comedy Coconut.

Over 1000 entries from 50 countries as well - did you see any trend in the films? 
There is increasing diversity of stories, which is great for audiences because there is healthy demand for a wider variety of films, with new and unique characters.

Which country was the most prolific for entries?
We have an established reputation in Australia so we always get lots from there, and their entries were really strong this year. America probably sent in the most. But closely followed by France and Germany, thanks to my visit to film festivals there earlier this year to promote Show Me Shorts and build market connections.

Does it always surprise you how this genre continues to be explored?
Shorts films are a medium for exploration of ideas and characters. My favourite thing is when filmmakers transport us to an entirely new world we couldn’t possibly have dreamed up ourselves.

How tough do you think your judges have had it this year?
They loved it! It’s a big job, but also a total privilege to watch all these wonderful shorts.

The festival's going nationwide again, did you ever envisage this kind of roll out when you first started?
Not at first. Year one was just a three-day event in one location. But as we have grown, so have my ambitions for Show Me Shorts. World domination is totally on our agenda some day.

Have preparations already started for next year?
Always. When you’re working with limited resources in terms of money and almost entirely volunteer staff, it’s important to look ahead and think about how we can be sustainable into the future.
Our programming team is also continually plotting how we can attract the best short films for the next season.

Just finally, which shorts do you think people need to make sure they see and why? 
If you need a laugh, see Snowmen and Coconut in the Bromance section. If you need to be reminded of the unique and wonderful qualities of the human condition, The Last 40 Miles and The Phone Call in the Listen Up section are in order. If you have kids, Vigia (Lookout) in the My Generation section for families and children is a must-see - it’s an animated story explaining why bees are so important.
But don’t stop at those ones. There are only six different sessions. It would be a very easy and enjoyable thing to get along and see all of them.

For more info, visit Showmeshorts.co.nz to get details of the festival showings!

Under The Skin: Blu Ray Review

Under The Skin: Blu Ray Review

Rating: M
Released by Roadshow Home Ent

Under The Skin collects the award for most wilfully bizarre exhibit so far this year on the small screen.

ScarJo, complete with black wig, fur coat and red lippy to the max, cruises the streets of Scotland in a white van trying to find unattached male specimens to lure them to her house, with the promise of sexual conquest.

But when they head there, the would be suitors get more than an eyeful...

Jonathan Glazer's Under The Skin is a visual symphony, complete with heaven and hell. Wrapping dissonant crescendo sounds, virtually no dialogue and proffering no answers to what's going on proves to be an intoxicating cinematic feast like never witnessed before.

With shades of Holy Motors, combined with Johansson's allure, the piece is a trippy disturbing spectacle that confuses and confounds as much as it seduces the eye.

Johansson's ethereal otherworldly approach is perfectly utilised in this (and yes, there's plenty ofnude Scarlett Johansson to view) - even if it does go off the rails somewhat in its final third.

To reveal why is to spoil it, but those involved really had no choice but to move the film on and it's hard to see what else could have been done as it races to its disturbing conclusion.

Glazer's eye for visuals is astounding - from the opening sequence where a spot moves towards the screen to a final sequence in the Scottish woods that VFX triumph at, there's plenty to help the eyes hallucinate.

But once you scratch Under The Skin (apologies), there's also a rare look at how alienated some feel, a lack of connection and an intimacy that will provoke further discussion.

However, the most nightmarish scene is a simply human one set on a beach that's as completely psychologically traumatising as it is well executed.

Using landscapes, sound and stark visuals to maximise the resonant themes, Glazer has crafted something creepy which is truly unique, completely remarkable and utterly soul quaking. 

22 Jump Street: Blu Ray Review

22 Jump Street: Blu Ray Review

Rating: M
Released by Sony Home Ent

A lot of time is spent in 22 Jump Street referencing the fact that 21 Jump Street was the success that nobody was expecting and that they're expected to do exactly the same thing second time around.

In fact, the meta is never really very far away with the whole opening sequence of 22 Jump Street seeing Jenko and Schmidt (Tatum and Hill reprising their roles) being warned that second time around, even with a bigger budget and better ideas, things are always worse.

It sets the tone for 22 Jump Street, which sees the duo sent to college (as they were told right at the end of 21 Jump Street) to try and bust a craze which is sweeping the campus in the form of new drug, WhyPhy. So, it's up to the two of them to blend in once again and bust the drug dealer, once again.

But for Jenko, college is a revelation - he gets to go having been denied the privilege earlier in life - and makes a connection with the jocks and the frats; whereas Schmidt finds he's alienated and unable to fully integrate, leading to sparks of friction within the bromance....

22 Jump Street is exactly the sequel you'd expect and is in some ways, the sequel you deserve.

It's really a case of the same again, with a few more stunts, the same comedy and very little else - other than endless self-referencing (which to be honest, starts to grate after a prolonged period of exposure). As mentioned above, the opening sequence amuses - right down to Tatum asking if their cops could go into the secret service and protect the White House - but the continual referencing becomes a really unnecessary crutch for the film-makers to fall back on, making parts of this at times overlong comedy appear bloated and lacklustre.

Thankfully, some (but not all) of that ill-will is left behind by the performances of Hill and Tatum. Once again, Tatum mines his dumb as a bag of spanners schtick for about as far as it can go as Jenko; his chemistry with Hill is easy and appealing, giving plenty of legs to their bromance. Equally, Hill pushes his own awkward comedy to its logical OTT end, producing some of the better moments of off the wall silliness as he heads into rejected partner territory.

The final set piece in Spring Break in Mexico feels like a bridge too far, an unnecessary addition to an already unnecessary second time around - but if you're prepared, like Channing Tatum's Jenko, to check your brain at the door, this is summer throwaway entertainment.

22 Jump Street tries to be too clever for its own good by continual self-referential commentary, but if you're willing to overlook that overcooking from the guys who brought you The Lego Movie, there are moments to amuse in among all the silliness.

And it's worth staying on for the credits, as the potential for 18 more sequels (I kid you not) is revealed....

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The Hobbit: Battle of The Five Armies final trailer released

The Hobbit: Battle of The Five Armies final trailer released

The final The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies trailer has dropped.

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies releases in New Zealand on December 11th.

16 Free DLCs for The Witcher

16 Free DLCs for The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

CD PROJEKT RED, creators of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, the next-generation, open world fantasy RPG hitting stores February 24th, 2015, is excited to unveil their FREE DLC program for the game.

The FREE DLC program for The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt consists of 16 entirely free DLCs, that will be available for every gamer owning a copy of Wild Hunt, for Xbox One, the all-in-one games and entertainment system from Microsoft, PC, and PlayStation®4, and is applicable to all versions (digital or physical, standard or Collector’s).
On February 25th, CD PROJEKT RED will release the first bundle of DLCs (2 of the planned 16) -- the Temerian Armor Set (horse armor included) and a Beard and Hairstyle Set for Geralt, the game’s protagonist. After this date, a DLC bundle consisting of two DLCs will be published every week, entirely for free. Gamers are entitled to the free DLC regardless of obtaining the game via pre-order or after launch. Instructions on how to obtain DLCs on specific platforms will be provided at a later date. 
For additional details about the 16 FREE DLC program, please refer to the below Q&A and CDP RED’s co-founder Marcin Iwiński’s Open Letter.
Q: What do I have to do to receive the 16 free DLCs?
A: The only thing you need to do to receive the 16 DLCs is purchase The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt. All of the DLCs will be available for free on every platform (i.e. Xbox One, PC, and PlayStation 4).

Q: Do I have to pre-order to get the free DLCs?
A: No, each piece of content will be available for download regardless of you buying the game before or after launch on February 24th, 2015.

Q: I have the standard version of the game (i.e. not the Collector’s Edition). Do I still get the free DLCs?
A: Yes. You get the 16 DLCs regardless of the version of the game you bought (i.e. standard or Collector's, digital or physical).

Q: What’s the plan? When can I expect the DLCs to be released?
A: The plan is to release a new DLC bundle (each bundle contains two DLCs) on a weekly basis, following the game’s launch February 24th, 2015. The first DLC bundle will be released the next day on February 25th. The next bundle will be available for download a week after that, on March 4th, the next on March 11th, and so on. The first bundle will contain the Temerian Armor Set and a Beard and Hairstyle Set for Geralt. The second bundle will contain an additional quest and an alternative look for one of the game’s main characters -- Yennefer of Vengerberg.

Q: Where can I find out more?
A: You can find more details on www.thewitcher.com. At this moment, four DLCs (two bundles) are revealed. The remaining DLCs will be unveiled each week after launch.

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The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is a story-driven, next-generation open world role-playing game, set in a graphically stunning fantasy universe, full of meaningful choices and impactful consequences. In The Witcher, you play as Geralt of Rivia, one of a dying caste of monster hunters, and embark on an epic journey in a war-ravaged world that will inevitably lead you to confront a foe darker than anything humanity has faced so far—the Wild Hunt.
The game is scheduled to launch February 24th, 2015, on Xbox One, PC, and PlayStation®4

Show Me Shorts winners unveiled

Show Me Shorts winners unveiled

And the Oscar® accreditation goes to...

Show Me Shorts Film Festival kicked off last night with a glamorous pink-carpet awards bash at Auckland’s swankiest cinema, The Civic.

The top award went to Julia Parnell and Matthew Saville for their fantasy drama through the looking glass, Dive. This film is now eligible for entry into the 2016 Academy Awards®. Saville also took home the Final Draft Best Screenplay Award for Dive. The judges said “Matthew Saville's Dive is sweet­-souled, sharp­-witted and powerfully moving. It takes a simple idea and explores it with intelligence and excellent technique, and the results are not simple at all. Dive goes deep. It took our breath away.”

The Best International Film Award went to Swiss filmmaker Marcel Barelli for Vigia (Lookout), an animated tale narrated by a grandfather telling his grandson about the importance of bees.

Actor Jackie van Beek was acknowledged for her performance in Uphill, which she also wrote and directed. In awarding the StarNow Best Actor Award, the judges said “Painfully truthful, full of heart, restraint and intelligence, Jackie's performance in Uphill is a truly classy piece of work. She tells a story of grief and the internal movement through the grief without ego or signposts. She allows us to enter her emotional landscape and gently lets us closer as the film progresses. Mature, beautiful, raw work from a terrific actress.”

Hamish Bennett took away the DEGNZ Best Director Award, for his already award-winning popular country tale Ross & Beth.

The inaugural Best Music Video Award was won by Alix Whittaker and THUNDERLIPS for Glare by Sheep, Dog & Wolf. This highly cinematic video received strong praise from the judges, who were impressed with the storytelling and artistic vision.

Judges awarded the NZFC Special Jury Prize to ‘Queenie’, saying “This is a gorgeous piece of animation. We felt it deserved a Special Jury Prize because of the wit and delight which was equally present in the script, voice work and animation. The animation itself was a complete delight, original and innovative. The rhythm, design and textures of the animation suited perfectly the soft comic irony of the story. This should be a series!”

Award winners partied into the night alongside their supporters and short film fans at The Civic. “The new venue was a triumph. The short films looked glorious up on that epic screen,” says festival director Gina Dellabarca. “Now is the opportunity for New Zealanders to indulge in watching all of these wonderful short films. I encourage everyone to make the most of the festival over the next three weeks. Show Me Shorts is here for a good time, not a long time.”

The judges were writer/actress Sophie Henderson; award-winning journalist and film critic David Larsen; star of stage and screen Robyn Malcolm; and director/musician Joe Lonie.

The winners of the Show Me Shorts Best Film Award are now eligible to submit their film for the 2016 Oscars®. They also received $2,000 cash, $5,000 worth of gear rental from Rubber Monkey, a membership to StarNow and a copy of Final Draft screenwriting software as part of their prize package. A total prize pool valued at more than $25,000 was given out at the awards event.

Show Me Shorts now plays in 20 cinemas across New Zealand until 23 November. During the festival, audiences can also vote for their favourite film to win the Wendy’s People’s Choice Award by filling out the festival survey in cinemas or on the Show Me Shorts website.

Pick up a brochure with the full Show Me Shorts 2014 programme from cinemas, cafes and libraries, or visitwww.showmeshorts.co.nz.

Full list of award winners

Best Film Award: Julia Parnell and Matthew Saville, Dive

Best International Film Award: Marcel Barelli, Vigia (Lookout)

DEGNZ Best Director Award: Hamish Bennett, Ross & Beth

StarNow Best Actor Award: Jackie van Beek, Uphill

Final Draft Best Screenplay Award: Matthew Saville, Dive

Panavision Best Cinematographer Award: Ginny Loane, Helmut Makes a Quilt

Best Editor Award: Annie Collins, Eleven

Best Music Video: Alix Whittaker and THUNDERLIPS, Glare by Sheep, Dog & Wolf

NZFC Special Jury Prize: Paul Neason and Steffen Kreft, Queenie

Student Film, Notable Mention: Yarden Elyashiv, Bars and Tone

Wendy’s People’s Choice Award: Announced in December when audience votes are counted.