Central Intelligence: Film Review

Central Intelligence: Film Review 

Cast: Dwayne Johnson, Kevin Hart, Amy Ryan
Director: Rawson Marhsall Thurber

Mixing Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion with a spy caper sounds like a recipe for relative success, but Central Intelligence lacks the relative finesse to pull it all off.

That’s despite great chemistry between the two leads, Dwayne The Rock Johnson and everybody’s favourite screeching screen star Kevin Hart.

Johnson plays Bob Stone, who was in an obese high school student humiliated some 20 years ago. Hart is Calvin Joyner, a jock and high school popular guy (known as The Golden Jet) who helped Stone on his lowest day. But voted most likely to succeed, Joyner’s now hit middle age and works as an accountant.

On the eve of their high school reunion, Joyner’s contacted out of the blue by Stone, who’s now a fanny pack, unicorn T-shirt wearing beefcake. Intrigued Joyner goes along to meet him and finds himself thrust into a twisting cul-de-sac of espionage and potential lies.

There may be intelligence in the title, but there’s little intelligence on display throughout this broad buddy comedy.

Granted, the chemistry between the duo propels a lot of the nonsense of Central Intelligence along (before it simply lapses into guns being shot off and traditional action film fare). 

Dwayne Johnson has a blast playing goofy and a bit dorky as the muscle-head and clearly relishes the chance to be a bit broader than his usual action meat and potatoes action hero stance. Playing up the physicality and yet still professing mad love for Sixteen Candles works well for the slightly doofus approach that's taken. And Hart starts off well, winding down the usual squawking he's familiar for - but ultimately, falls back on this schtick of shrill screeching and flapping around.

Ultimately, Central Intelligence will rise and fall on how much you like these two because the plot itself is fairly non-existent and surplus to requirements.

It may sound disingenuous to dismiss Central Intelligence for its intentions, but there aren't enough laughs or more of a hook than the comedian being the straight guy and the action hero being the kook to carry it all the way through.

Fairly generic and formulaic in anything other than the leading duo's chemistry, Central Intelligence is nothing short of slightly punishingly predictable - with neither enough laughs nor enough flair to leave you feeling you've seen something special.

NZIFF Preview - Weiner, Wide Open Sky, Lo and Behold, Swiss Army Man

NZIFF Preview - Weiner, Wide Open Sky, Lo and Behold, Swiss Army Man

The annual cinematic smorgasbord that is the New Zealand International Film Festival has signalled its intentions with the release of the Auckland programme.

With a new Animation mini-season thrown in as well as a healthy selection from Cannes, there’s no sign the festival is in anything other than rude health.

From the Palme D’or winner I, Daniel Blake to the joyous looking Red Turtle (you should always make a beeline to the Civic for any animation), there’s more than enough to satiate the cinematic appetite.

Lo and Behold: Reveries of the Connected World

Much anticipated is Werner Herzog’s Lo and Behold: Reveries of the Connected World, in which the German director takes a look at the internet and all that it entails. With his usual breezy voiceover and slightly unusual line of questioning, Herzog’s view of what electronically lies ahead is fascinating and engaging viewing. And his debate over whether the internet can dream of itself is both terrifying and curiously enticing – it’s much Herzog’s MO that makes this doco such an intriguing watch.

Equally enticing and with a title that both simultaneously describes your perception of its subject and names him, Weiner is perhaps one of the stand out docos of the festival.

Weiner

A fascinating look at New York mayoral hopeful and Democratic congressman who torpedoed his own chances by tweeting some less than helpful pictures, Weiner manages fly on the wall mixed with schadenfreude and hubris with equal aplomb. While the director never really gets to ask the central question of why Weiner did such a thing, the fact the cameras continue to roll both demonstrate director Josh Kriegman and Elyse Steinberg’s raison d’etre. Much like the fascination of a burning fire, this threatens to explode everywhere and presents more questions than answers, but it’s a documentary that demands to be seen.

Aussie doco Wide Open Sky arrives at the festival with an audience award from Sydney in tow, and in this crowd-pleasing piece that mixes both Young@Heart with a School of Rock sensibility, the story of teacher Michelle Leonard’s desire to get youngsters in the poorer parts of NSW onto the stage and finding their voices is as uplifting as anything witnessed thus far at this year’s festival. Simply shot and doing exactly what you’d expect given its subject matter, Wide Open Sky is nothing short of joyous; a testament to those who do the right thing, and a platform for the under-appreciated, if it doesn’t leave you feeling like there’s dust in the cinema that’s attacking your eyes, there’s something clearly wrong with you.

Wide Open Sky

Talking of things wrong with you, Swiss Army Man should, in theory, be about as wrong as it can get.

Paul Dano’s Hank is washed up, all at sea, literally and figuratively. Abandoned on a desert island, and with no hope, he’s about to hang himself when Harry Potter’s corpse washes up on the beach. (There’s a delicious irony that the film festival is bringing us a dead Harry Potter when so many of their previous years have seen their runs plagued by the latest outing from the Boy Wizard hitting the box office).

Swiss Army Man

Believing this to be a sign, Hank’s despair rises when Daniel Radcliffe’s Manny offers only flatulence which Hank utilises to jetski off from the island.  Mixing what seems like a puerile idea with some wonderfully crafted moments of profundity, Swiss Army Man is tremendously affecting. There’s no denying it’ll be a polarising experience in many ways, but with some truly wonderful leaps of imagination from Daniel Scheinert and Daniel Kwan, it’s actually one of the most original films on the programme, both a simultaneous celebration of life itself and an examination of one man on the brink of life, Dano and Radcliffe make a truly wonderful odd couple on a wonderfully odd journey that’s one of a kind.

London Has Fallen: DVD Review

London Has Fallen: DVD Review

Rating: M
Released by Roadshow Home Ent


Olympus Has Fallen was stodgy action at best.

The 2013 action flick was, in fairness, a film about a one man secret service against the masses on a quest to ensure his homo-erotic bromance with the Prez was safe from terrorist threats.

So it is with London Has Fallen, an action film brushed with such mind-numbing formulaic touches and flat action sequences that it somehow manages to make its 95 minute run time feel like something of an endurance.

This time around, Mike Banning (Gerard Butler in straight up form) is contemplating quitting POTUS' detail because of impending fatherhood. However, just before he hits send on the email, he's called in to mind Aaron Eckhart's President Benjamin Asher, who's about to be called away to London to attend the state funeral of the UK Prime Minister, who's died without warning.

In among the gathering of all the western heads of the state, Banning isn't happy; with just days to prep a full security detail, it's clear there's danger on every corner.

And it turns out, Banning is right as a major terrorist strike takes out several of the western leaders, leaving Banning and the President on the run....

The thing is with London Has Fallen, there's a kernel of some good ideas trying to raise their head to the cinematic light and trying to poke their way through.

Social commentary on drone strikes and those who perpetrate them from their high and mighty pedestals, terrorist executions on the internet and how budget cuts are forcing security services to compromise ultimately endangering us all are just two of them jostling for creative air to breathe.

Unfortunately, they're lambasted into obscurity and battered into submission by seriously sub-par FX (which would easily be bettered on any of the next gen consoles) and by a script that pushes racism and below par comments from Banning as he dispatches the bad guys amid a hail of bullets and never once copping any single flak a la The A Team.

The worst of these offending dispatches comes with Banning telling one that he needs to "go back to F**kheadistan" without any sense of irony and with every sense of lunk-headed racism. It's essentially, Team America: World Police but without any of the subtlety. (An oxymoron I am very aware of).

Half the problem is London Has Fallen takes itself so seriously that it has to be measured by the same standards, and finds itself wanting on so many levels.

Lacking any sense of fun or even any feel of urgency, London Has Fallen may pile in the rote action sequences but not one of them stands out from the crowd, feeling like it's been designed by committee and executed by no-one with any particular flair. Explosions taking out London landmarks have no emotional weight and don't carry any of the vicarious thrill or weight that seeing the likes of the White House vaporised by an alien spacecraft can muster.

By utilising a sprawling city, London has effectively traded some of the claustrophobia from the White House that was so well used and exploited in Olympus Has Fallen.

Equally, the final sections suddenly remember there are a few extraneous plot threads which need erroneously tying up with sudden urgency. (Don't even get me started on how this world is not one for women, the majority of whom are confined to either death, being sidelined with pregnancy and looking worried or forgotten about despite initially being part of the script).\

Depressingly, it'll no doubt do gang-busters as the box office, precipitating yet another sequel, with no doubt Butler reprising his woeful John McClane impression.

While it does require some commendation for mocking worldwide perceptions and stereotypes of the western leaders (the French premier decides to be 10 minutes late to the funeral, the Italian prime minister is lustily showing a 30 year around on a private tour), there's nothing clever about the rest of the execution of London Has Fallen, an un-PC, tedious and desperately below-par action film.

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Galaga / PacMan: PS4 Review

Galaga / PacMan: PS4 Review

Platform: PS4
Released by Bandai Namco

Galaga was a childhood obsession of mine.

The arcade game dropped in 1981 and was a simple concept; a top down static shooter that saw waves of bees and wasp like creatures bearing down on you.

Along with Pac-Man, a lot of my time was eaten up – along with my money – in arcades endlessly replaying these classic and simply executed games.

The Bandai Namco re-release along with Pac-Man and Dig Dug has formed a PSN pack to be downloaded onto the PS4 – and to ensure all that pain of the childhood is unleashed once again.

The ports are incredibly faithful and well executed; not one of them feels like the originals have been tinkered with and as a result, these games feel like a step back in time in terms of gameplay.

Within 2 minutes of Galaga being fired up, I was being killed in exactly the same way I was when I was 14.

And that was both a source of glee and frustration.

The PS4 controller works well for Galaga but doesn’t fare as well with the directional controls of both Pac-Man and Dig Dug, with deaths easily avoidable had the game simply been an old fashioned joystick.

But that’s a minor niggle for a pretty damn sweet set of reminiscences that look and play like the originals – in this day of tinkering and reversioning the classics that all of these games are exactly how you remember them is a welcome diversion.

Ultimately, you’ll lose the same amount of time you always did when you were younger and you’ll love every damn addictive last second of it.

Newstalk ZB Review - Talking Finding Dory, Independence Day Resurgence and looking at the NZIFF

Newstalk ZB Review - Talking Finding Dory, Independence Day Resurgence and looking at the NZIFF

Film critic Darren Bevan joins Jack Tame to discuss the latest film releases, including the fishy Finding Dory and soulless CGI-based action flick Independence Day: Resurgence.

Darren also suggests film fans get amongst the New Zealand International Film Festival, after the programme for this year was released. 

http://www.newstalkzb.co.nz/on-air/saturday-morning-with-jack-tame/audio/darren-bevan-finding-dory-independence-day-resurgence-and/

http://www.newstalkzb.co.nz/on-air/saturday-morning-with-jack-tame/audio/darren-bevan-finding-dory-independence-day-resurgence-and/

The Wonder Years: The Complete Collection: DVD Review

The Wonder Years: The Complete Collection: DVD Review

Rating: PG
Released by Madman Home Ent

There's just something nostalgic about The Wonder Years TV series.

Running over 5 years from 1988 to 1993, the show's 115 episodes encapsulated the family drama and showed a side of America that had started to break out on TV. Set in the 60s and 70s and focussing on the Arnold family (with Kevin the youngster being played by Fred Savage), the show looked at the family unit and the daily dramas.

With his best friend Paul (Josh Saviano) and potential love interest Winnie Cooper (Danica McKellar) the show explored the things that mattered to the units - from the Vietnam war to what his dad did for work, this is a show that got it right thanks to writing and the chemistry.

It's held up surprisingly well through the years, in large part due to the universality of the issues raised and while 115 eps doesn't exactly make this a binge-worthy proposition, this collection is worth owning and gradually ploughing through. With an extra that boasts the first cast reunion in 16 years, newly produced featurettes and interviews, it's an exhaustive and impressive trip down nostalgia lane.

Win a double pass to see Disney•Pixar's FINDING DORY!

Win a double pass to see Disney•Pixar's FINDING DORY!

To celebrate the release of FINDING DORY in cinemas, I've got passes to giveaway to the movie!

About Finding Dory

Disney•Pixar's “Finding Dory” reunites everyone’s favorite forgetful blue tang, Dory, with her friends Nemo and Marlin on a search for answers about her past.

What can she remember? Who are her parents?

And where did she learn to speak Whale?

Directed by Andrew Stanton (“Finding Nemo,” “WALL•E”) and produced by Lindsey Collins (co-producer “WALL•E”), the film features the voices of Ellen DeGeneres, Albert Brooks, Ed O'Neill, Kaitlin Olson, Ty Burrell, Eugene Levy and Diane Keaton. “Finding Dory” swims into theaters June 17, 2016.

Disney•Pixar's “Finding Dory” reunites everyone’s favorite forgetful blue tang, Dory, with her friends Nemo and Marlin on a search for answers about her past.

Disney•Pixar's FINDING DORY is rated G and in cinemas now!

To enter simply email to this address: darrensworldofentertainment@gmail.com  and in the subject line put DORY. 

Please include your name and address and good luck!

Competition closes June 30th.