Wednesday, 3 October 2018

New “How to Hitman” Video Showcases the Different Tools at Agent 47’s Disposal in HITMAN 2

New “How to Hitman” Video Showcases the Different Tools at Agent 47’s Disposal in HITMAN 2


Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment and IO Interactive released the third installment in the HITMAN 2 – How to Hitman video series, Tools of the Trade. InHITMAN 2, the path to eliminating a target is scattered with different tools to get the job done efficiently. Whether it’s remote exploding cellphones, audio distractions, proximity tasers, disposable scramblers or strategic use of mirrors, a player’s proficiency will determine whether Agent 47 makes it to the finish line in one piece.

HITMAN 2 is the follow-up to the internationally acclaimed video game, HITMAN. Featuring entirely new hyper-detailed sandbox locations full of living, breathing environments to explore, HITMAN 2 offers players the freedom to plan the ultimate assassination utilizing an assortment of tools, weapons, disguises and a variety of stealth techniques to creatively trigger their own unique chain of events.

HITMAN 2 also introduces new ways to play with the Sniper Assassin mode, a standalone feature that brings a co-op experience to the Hitman series for the first time, allowing two players to work together online to take down their targets. Sniper Assassin is available to play now as an early access bonus for consumers who pre-order the HITMAN 2. Players can also enter the HITMAN: Sniper Assassin Competition and put their marksman skills to the ultimate test for a chance to win the grand prize of getting their name and likeness included in future HITMAN 2 content. For more information, visit: https://hitman.com/competition.

HITMAN 2 will be available for PlayStation 4, PlayStation 4 Pro, the Xbox One family of devices including the Xbox One X and PC beginning November 13, 2018.

To learn more about the HITMAN 2, please visit www.hitman.com or join the HITMAN conversation on Twitter (@Hitman), Facebook (@Hitman.US), Instagram (@Hitman_Official), YouTube (Hitman) and Twitch (Hitman).

CALL OF DUTY FANS CELEBRATED IN #CODNATION

CALL OF DUTY FANS CELEBRATED IN #CODNATION


Lydia Ranford

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Good afternoon,

#CODNATION is calling... 

As the release of Activision’s Call of Duty®: Black Ops 4 is only days away, a new program celebrating the passion and creativity of the Call of Duty®community continues to rollout. 

The first wave of Black Ops 4 content, titled #CODNATION, debuted last weekend nationally on broadcast television, and new additional clips have also released online with more on the way. 

The #CODNATION campaign was inspired by the creativity of the Call of Duty community and encourages fans to join in, post and share their experiences around the world.  To create the video series, Activision partnered with content creators, streamers, and celebrities who play Call of Duty

New content will continue to roll-out with more #CODNATION films as Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 launches on October 12th worldwide.

For more information and the latest intel, fans can check out the Call of Duty websiteYouTube and follow @CallofDuty_ANZ and @Treyarch on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook

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Players, Celebrities and Streamers Around the Globe

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Highly-Anticipated Release of Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 on October 12

Call of Duty Endowment’s Annual Charity Launch Stream is Now #CODNATION Challenge


October 3, 2018 – #CODNATION is calling.  As the release of Activision’s Call of Duty®: Black Ops 4 is only days away, a new program celebrating the passion and creativity of the Call of Duty® community continues to rollout.  The first wave of Black Ops 4 content, titled #CODNATION, debuted last weekend nationally on broadcast television, and new additional clips have also released online with more on the way.  The #CODNATION campaign was inspired by the creativity of the Call of Duty community and encourages fans to join in, post and share their experiences around the world.  To create the video series, Activision partnered with content creators, streamers, and celebrities who play Call of Duty.  New content will continue to roll-out with more #CODNATION films as Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 launches on October 12th.

“We are really fortunate to have such an amazing community that supports Call of Duty.  The community consistently comes up with amazing, laugh-out-loud content, and #CODNATION celebrates that creativity on another level,” said Rob Kostich, executive vice president, and general manager, Call of Duty.  “Fan excitement for Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 has reached new heights, and the launch October 12th is just around the corner.  We can’t wait to see what our fans will continue to create with this game.”

“#CODNATION celebrates the incredible creativity and excitement shared through gameplay,” said Matt Small, vice president of global consumer marketing, Call of Duty. “The experience of playing Black Ops 4 is all about having fun together, and Call of Duty’s fans have inspired us to bring these moments together in a way that reflects their enthusiasm and creativity.”

In addition to the content series, #CODNATION extends to the Call of Duty™ Endowment’s charity launch stream as the #CODNATION Challenge.  Formerly known as the Race to Prestige, the annual stream brings together an array of video game personalities in a relay-style gaming marathon.  Throughout its nine-year history, the Call of Duty community has been instrumental in supporting the Endowment’s drive toward placing 50,000 veterans in high-quality jobs.  The #CODNATION Challenge kicks-off Thursday, October 11th on the eve of Black Ops 4’s worldwide launch. Fans can follow @CODE4Vets for the latest updates and information for the #CODNATION Challenge.

Activision partnered with 72andSunny Los Angeles for the campaign, and also collaborated with Hecho Studios to provide content as well as support for Call of Duty creators from around the globe to craft videos for Call of Duty: Black Ops 4, which are authentic to their individual channels and creative tone of voice. Developed by Treyarch, Call of Duty®: Black Ops games have garnered a passionate following across its community of fans, who have played for more than 15 billion hours across the series.

Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 is published by Activision, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Activision Blizzard (NASDAQ: ATVI) and developed by Treyarch with additional development support from Raven Software and PC development with Beenox. For more information and the latest intel check out:www.callofduty.comwww.youtube.com/callofduty and follow @Treyarch and @CallofDuty on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.

This week in GTA Online: Sumo (Remix), Extended Double GTA$ & RP Opportunities, Free Unlocks, Property Discounts and More

This week in GTA Online: Sumo (Remix), Extended Double GTA$ & RP Opportunities, Free Unlocks, Property Discounts and More


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You may have declared yourself king of the ring in the classic Adversary Mode Sumo, but if you were thinking you could slip back into your old habits, think again. It's time to brush off your territorial instincts in Sumo (Remix), now available to play in GTA Online. The safe zone is still your only way to avoid going up in flames, but this time it moves whenever the timer runs out, shrinking each time, and large pieces of the track may or may not disappear at random. This is carnage 2.0.
Step into any of the 7 brand new custom designed Sumo (Remix) arenas now through October 15th to earn Double GTA$ & RP.
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In addition to double rewards for Sumo (Remix), Terrorbyte Client Jobs and Business Battles continue to pay out Double GTA$ & RP through October 8th.
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Jump into GTA Online any time this week and declare your love for high grade weaponry and militarized vehicles by unlocking the White Ammu-Nation & Yellow Warstock T-Shirts.
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Light up Vinewood Blvd. with the Nagasaki Shotaro or plunge the depths of the Pacific in the Ocelot Stromberg with up to 40% off select high end and weaponized vehicles from Legendary Motorsport and Warstock Cache & Carry:

If you have a penchant for aerial combat, take advantage of up to 40% off select weaponized aircraft through October 8th:
For vehicles with dual pricing options, discount applies to both Buy It Now & Trade Prices.
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If you're looking to build your criminal empire from the ground up, or expand your operation into a few new markets - take up to 50% off all business properties through October 8th:
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Let's face it, your self-worth is ultimately determined by the opinions of your peers. Be the envy of all your Lifeinvader friends by donning the finest threads and tattoos without breaking the bank:

Mega Man 11 is Available Today

Mega Man 11 is Available Today



Mega Man 11 is Available Today, Marking the Long-Awaited Return of the Legendary Blue Bomber

Ready, Set, BLAST! The long-awaited sequel Mega Man 11 is available today across Australia as a physical release for PlayStation 4 computer entertainment system and Xbox One family of devices including the Xbox One X, and is available to purchase digitally for the Nintendo Switch and Windows PC. Blending classic side-scrolling action gameplay with unique new features and a fresh new look, players can join the Blue Bomber on his new adventure alongside iconic series friends like his creator Dr. Light and robot dog Rush to take down long-time moustachioed series villain Dr. Wily starting today.

To celebrate the release of Mega Man 11, Capcom has released a brand-new launch trailer giving players a snapshot of Mega Man’s latest robot-busting journey while also teasing a familiar face. Watch the trailer here.

In Mega Man 11, players must jump, slide, shoot, and more through challenging stages and take on powerful bosses Dr. Wily controls, otherwise known as Robot Masters. Defeating the bosses and absorbing their powers is the heart of the game. Dr. Light installs the new prototype Double Gear system in the heroic blue ‘bot, imbuing Mega Man with brand new skills that allow him to slow the flow of time or power up his trusty Mega Buster and other weapons on the fly. Mega Man however isn’t the only one with access to the new gear system; Dr. Wily has also installed the Double Gear system in the powerful Robot Masters! Players will need to use everything at their disposal to take down Dr. Wily in the fight for everlasting peace.

As well as the main game, Mega Man 11 also features several exciting new modes and features:
  • Gear up! Take advantage of the Double Gear system – A unique new twist on the satisfying platforming action, offering options to enhance Mega Man’s speed and power on the fly.
·        For vets and first-timers – Multiple difficulty options are available for a player of any platformer skill level. Controls for an on-screen weapon wheel have been added for easy accessibility to all of Mega Man’s weapons during combat.
  • Multitude of classic and unique Challenge Modes – Tackle a wealth of classic Challenge Modes such as Time Attack or Score Attack as well as several other unique Challenge Modes like Balloon Rush, Jump Saver and more.
  • Bust to the top of the Online Leaderboards – Best your buddies’ scores or times across several Challenge Modes or simply aim for the top, challenging players around the world. A nifty auto-upload option ensures your score/time is uploaded automatically to the Online Leaderboards.
  • Get caught up on robo-lore in the Gallery – Get up close and check out the unusual and wonderful characters of Mega Man 11!

Tuesday, 2 October 2018

Win a copy of SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY

Win a copy of SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY


To celebrate the release of SOLO A STAR WARS STORY on home release October 3rd, you can win a massive prize pack.
SOLO A STAR WARS STORY
Thanks to Sony Home Entertainment, you can nab yourself a copy on Blu Ray!

About Solo: A Star Wars Story

Lucasfilm’s “Solo: A Star Wars Story,” directed by Academy Award®–winning filmmaker Ron Howard—the creator of unforgettable films, such as “A Beautiful Mind,” “Apollo 13,” “Parenthood” and “Splash”—took moviegoers on this summer’s wildest ride with the most beloved scoundrel in the galaxy, Han Solo (Alden Ehrenreich).

 The action-packed journey explores Han’s first encounters with future friend and copilot Chewbacca (Joonas Suotamo) and notorious gambler Lando Calrissian (Donald Glover), as well as his adventure-filled past alongside fellow street thief Qi’ra (Emilia Clarke) and career criminal Beckett (Woody Harrelson).

 Bring the adventure home on Blu-ray 4K Ultra HD™, Blu-ray™, and DVD on Oct 3.


Solo: A Star Wars Story” bonus content takes fans behind the scenes to experience compelling discussions with the star-studded cast and screenwriters Jonathan Kasdan & Lawrence Kasdan (writer of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back and Star Wars: Return of the Jedi); a revealing feature on Chewie and his enduring friendship with Han; a close-up look at the original version of the Millennium Falcon and Han’s first time piloting the infamous ship; the creation of the film’s otherworldly settings and pulse-pounding action sequences; and eight never-before-seen deleted and extended scenes.

SOLO A STAR WARS Story is out now.

To win all you have to do is email your details and the word SOLO to this address: darrensworldofentertainment@gmail.com or CLICK HERE NOW!

This competition closes October 18th!

Win a VENOM prize pack

Win a VENOM prize pack


To celebrate the release of VENOM in cinemas October 4th, you can win a massive prize pack.

Thanks to Sony Pictures New Zealand, you can win the following prize pack!


  • Notebook
  • Water bottle
  • Earphones
  • Double pass to the movie

About VENOM

One of Marvel’s most enigmatic, complex and badass characters comes to the big screen, starring Academy Award® nominated actor Tom Hardy as the lethal protector Venom.

VENOM is in cinemas from October 4th

MARVEL and all related character names: © & ™ 2018 MARVEL. Venom, the Movie ©2018 CPII. All Rights Reserved.

To win all you have to do is email your details and the word VENOM to this address: darrensworldofentertainment@gmail.com or CLICK HERE NOW!

This competition closes October 11th!

RIP, Carlos Ezquerra

RIP, Carlos Ezquerra


News that seminal 2000AD artist Carlos Ezquerra has died is a shock.
RIP, Carlos Ezquerra

Not only to the comics' world, but to fans of his artwork like myself.

The Spanish artist, who'd had lung cancer, has passed away at the relatively young age of 70.

The words "icon" and "seminal" are bandied around a lot, but truly for Ezquerra, they are both justified and yet not sufficient enough to explain his influence within the comics' world.
RIP, Carlos Ezquerra

Ezquerra's art was a formative part of my youth, and mainly encountered through the pages of 2000AD. He may have been the co-creator of Judge Dredd, but in truth, Ezquerra's definitive eye for near-futuristic design and shocking character moments did more to guarantee him a place in the lexicon of artists.

RIP, Carlos EzquerraWhilst Dredd epics like The Apocalypse War gave him an edge, it was Johnny Alpha and Wulf Sternhammer's enduring partnership which elevated him to these eyes. Mixing Western, bounty hunters and a sci-fi edge, Strontium Dog immediately became a weekly favourite of mine.

Ezquerra's trademark black stubs around some of his panels gave him a distinctive look, but in the likes of stories like Rage and Bitch, Ezquerra cemented his place in my heart, giving protagonist Johnny Alpha an edge that was hard to beat.

Sure, he also illustrated The Stainless Steel Rat, Crisis, Fiends of The Eastern Front and the 6 month epic Necropolis, but it was in Strontium Dog and its ragtag list of muties, outcasts and anti-heroes that Ezquerra breathed life into a world that was unforgettable.

He even refused to illustrate the strip which brought the death of Johnny Alpha, a move that showed his principles and his commitment to the characters was second to none.

RIP, Carlos EzquerraThe news our heroes die is nothing new; but the fact this one genuinely feels like a small part of my youth has been silenced for good is devastating.

The fact 2000AD will never see his material again is nothing short of a loss; but the fact that thousands may have been inspired to draw because of his gritty uncompromising style is a small comfort.

To those at 2000AD, deepest condolences can do little to soften the loss and hurt.

But to those who've yet to experience (or who already had the pleasure of) his work, be glad there are bundles of it out there, in 2000AD collections, in strips yet to be confined to collections and in immortal artwork to be treasured for years to come.

Carlos Ezquerra; born 12 November 1947; died 1 October 2018.

Monday, 1 October 2018

Lucky: DVD Review

Lucky: DVD Review


There's no denying the poignancy thrust deep upon Lucky, by first time director John Caroll Lynch, and with Harry Dean Stanton as the lead.

With Stanton leaving us last year, the tale of Lucky, and his impending mortality is more than touching - it's lent a kind of moving tribute that seems woefully unprepared for its effect on audiences.

Lucky: NZIFF Review

Stanton plays Lucky, a former Naval officer, who lives a day-to-day existence in an Arizona town, negotiating the banalities of life with the grace that comes from the end of your life. Ambling from one moment to the next - be it a series of yoga moves in the morning, a visit to the local diner for coffee and the crossword or the bar to see friends, Lucky does little except survive - and he's content with his lot.

But one day, after collapsing for no real reason, other than the town doctor telling him he's old, Lucky's routine is shattered by the impending sense of mortality.

Lucky is the kind of film where nothing happens, but everything matters.

From the central character's rugged face, worn down by a life that's been mixed and blessed to a truly wondrous speech inside a bar that's as bittersweet as it is joyous, there's a certain mournful tone that overtakes this film and shakes your core. A resonant rumination wrapped up in an enigmatic intriguing tone.

But it's also one of immense joy as well - an appreciation of Harry Dean Stanton's work, his character so imbued with both sadness and fear of what's next - you simply couldn't have picked anything better for his final film.

However, Carroll Lynch's camera settles into the lyrical poetic moments here, but also captures what are at times, little more than moving photographs, vistas of the deserted mountains, a tortoise ambling by - and he wraps it all up in a script that's as wry as it is whimsically witty. Settle into the rhythms early on, and Lucky is deeply rewarding.

There's a lyricism at play here, a feeling of the motions of life lived and of death faced. And it's wondrous to behold. Poignant and powerful, a celebration of the human connection it may well be, but it's also about the unsaid bonds that bind us all.

At its heart though is Stanton. His delivery of just two words - "I'm scared" - carry more in the cinema and in life than could be believed; it's both heartbreaking and universal, a tacit admission of what comes next and what dogs us through our life. But at the same time, Stanton's insertion into this world of quirk and humanity proves to be deeply moving - and with a final shot that's as perfect as ever a send-off could be, Lucky proves to be a lyrical salute to both Stanton and life itself. 

Sunday, 30 September 2018

Hereditary: Blu Ray Review

Hereditary: Blu Ray Review


Blending psychological terror, a portrait of grief and some bravura directorial touches from a debuting Aster, Hereditary is currently being acclaimed as the scariest film since The Exorcist.
Hereditary: Film Review

It's a claim which detracts from the film and which piles expectation unfairly onto the indie release - but it is pleasing to note that over the course of an extremely unsettling 2 hours, Ari Aster's debut is as exciting as it is enticing.

A tautly wound Collette plays Annie, a grieving mother who's just lost her apparently monstrous mother. As the film begins, the family is recovering post funeral, with her daughter Charlie (newcomer Shapiro) claiming to see the grandmother, and with son Peter (an utterly terrific turn from Wolff) becoming more distant. Barely supported by her husband Steve (an understated Byrne), Annie begins to experience visions and see things that shouldn't be there.

Hereditary: Film Review

Steeped in tragedy, and with some genuinely gut-wrenching moments, Hereditary works best on the angle of whether Annie's imagining it as her grip on anything begins to unravel.

Drenching everything in dread, and employing some of the usual tropes of the horror genre (long, slow pans, a rising soundtrack), Hereditary feels compulsively fresh and equally sickening. While the ending, complete with its dumped exposition and reminiscent of moments of The Blair Witch Project and Paranormal Activity's devilish cult denouement, feels a little rushed and almost laughable, the great majority of Hereditary is genuinely chilling stuff. Especially when the cards are stacked in favour of a possession tale rather than a supernatural explanation for everything.

Hereditary works best in large swathes when considered as a treatise on grief, and most of the cast play this as their raison d'etre throughout. Certainly Collette and Wolff are terrific, delivering performances which captivate as the cameras linger on them and their growing and increasingly weird predicaments.

Hereditary: Film Review

Aster's the main star here though - whether it's a clever opening shot that takes us inside a dollhouse fashioned by Annie's meticulous eye or the transition between night and day that feels like a switch flicking on, Aster's aesthetics and eye for precision demand - and command - respect.

Ultimately, while Hereditary's end will prove rightfully polarising to much of the audience, the film's overall grip and commitment to its destination demonstrate its reason to be viewed - it's genuinely the most uncomfortable you will feel in the cinema since The Babadook and is in touches, one of the unnerving experiences of the year. 

Saturday, 29 September 2018

The X Files Season 11: Blu Ray Review

The X Files Season 11: Blu Ray Review 


It's hard to know where exactly to go with the last potential season ever of the Mulder and Scully incarnation of The X Files.

From its opening episode, which dismisses the epic global cliffhanger of the last season as nothing more than a Bobby Ewing in the shower moment to the conclusion which massively sells Dana Scully and Gillian Anderson short, this extended 10 episode run is as mixed as the series has ever been.
The X Files Season 11: Blu Ray Review
Primarily the mythology episodes pull down the series with their constant adherence to arcs and themes that seem less enticing than before. While the central pull of the series seems to be finding Mulder and Scully's errant son William, there are revelations of a science-led rape to deal with.

Much more successful are the stand alone episodes which range from handling the Mandela Effect to a near mute episode that handles the damage being wrought by technology. It's here the creativity shines and the series reminds you of why it was so compelling.

Perhaps it's time for this chapter to close (words which are painful to write) as the hints of what was are so heavily outweighed by the elements of what's gone wrong this time around.

The Truth Is Out There - and it's this.

It may not be time to fully shut down The X Files, but it could be a case of hiatus which could help the show to stand on its own two feet, not crest on the waves of its own nostalgia.

Friday, 28 September 2018

RBG: Film Review

RBG: Film Review


Director: Betsy West, Julie Cohen

It's no surprise that in a post Me Too world, and a world where equality is less buzz word than enforced push for reality, that a film like RBG has blazed a trail.

Essentially, a straight down the line documentary (almost a little too dry in places to be frank), West and Cohen's look at what makes US Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg tick is less about her, and more about the career path she's chosen.
RBG: Film Review

A small woman, wizened in her later years, but towering in her achievements, Ginsburg's often referred to as a Witch, icon and Anti-American in the same breath. But the energy that opens this doco, which sees Ginsburg working out to a pulsing rap beat, gives way to a rather traditional down-pat experience which looks at her past, her facing the rampant sexism of the 1950s workplace, and her desire to defy the patriarchy.

Early on, glimpses of Ginsburg's life provide a time capsule of a life gone by, and of challenges still in our current day world, but what West and Cohen do is partially jettison this in favour of defining the woman through her caseloads, and her trail-blazing legal cases aimed at getting parity and justice.

It's a commendable approach, but in truth, shots of court backgrounds, with audio from hearings brought to life on the screen in written form, do little to breathe life into this relative firecracker of a woman, and the film suffers a slightly didactic approach for it.
RBG: Film Review

More effective are the moments when she talks about her husband Marty, whose support was unswerving, and their shared devotion which deeply humanises her. Equally, scenes of Ginsburg revelling in the Saturday Night Live skits of which she's the subject of from Kate McKinnon offer a scene of a wicked mind, freshly enticed by a present day she's helped create.

In truth, Cohen and West deliver a degree of hagiography with this, calling on the recognition of the Notorious RBG and drawing attention to the pathetic distance the US has come - but as a doco about Ruth Bader Ginsburg, it feels like the portrait's not quite finished, even if the broad strokes of her work and life are in place to create an outline, rather than a fully fleshed out figure.

Thursday, 27 September 2018

Night School: Film Review

Night School: Film Review

Cast: Kevin Hart, Tiffany Haddish, Rob Riggle, Taram Killam, Megalyn Echikunwoke
Director: Malcolm D Lee

From no less than six writers, "comedy" Night School aims low and continues to mine low, before delivering an unearned sentimentally sappy ending.
Night School: Film Review

Hart plays Teddy Walker, a high school dropout who's living beyond his means as a BBQ salesman, and with a girlfriend Lisa clearly above his league. When a proposal goes awry, and Walker blows up the BBQ store, he realises it's time to go back to school and secure the GED diploma he never got so that he can progress in life.

But with a headmaster nemesis from his past (Killam) and a sassy teacher (Haddish) who won't stand for any of his smooth talking and desire to sail past, Teddy has his Night School work cut out.

Night School fails on many levels, but is happy to embrace as much dumb as it can to deliver what little laughs it has
Night School: Film Review

The bar's set low early on when Hart's Walker pulls out his own pubic hair at a restaurant and plants it on his food to avoid paying a hefty bill, and then it keeps just going lower.

But the broad missives aren't particularly of the highest calibre, and don't always hit the target.

While Hart and Haddish have a nice caustic rapport that inevitably softens, their banter and childish rows feel improvised enough at times to hit some of the sweeter spots needed. But there's little to build on, and scant nothing to fully develop.

There could be an outsiders' Breakfast Club to be had here, with the misfits gang in place. To be frank though, Night School's characters are less than memorable and idiotically annoying.
Night School: Film Review

However, a script that piles dumb on cliched and unoriginal doesn't help much - from the usual steal the exam heist to Rob Riggle's attempt at Tom Cruise's high rise misfire, Night School's lack of anything overtly or consistently funny really makes the film drag.

There will be audiences (possibly boozed up) who will adore this, but their adoration is misplaced.

Granted, there are some laughs to be had from Walker's one-liners, but once again Hart's comedy schtick just doesn't cut it thanks to a script that's woefully weak (even with six writers). Depressingly over-long, woefully not funny enough and as painful as nails on a school chalk board, this Night School sadly flunks out, without any chance to redeem itself.

Watch it be big at the box office.

Wednesday, 26 September 2018

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom: Blu Ray Review

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom: Blu Ray Review


"Save the dinosaurs on an island that's about to explode - what could possibly go wrong?"
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom: Film Review

This line uttered by Chris Pratt's returning dino handler Owen speaks volumes to the simplicity of what the latest Jurassic Park movie should be doing, but which somehow manages to fail due to a script that feels rote and a sense of wonder that's missing in a series of action sequences that don't quite light up the screen.

Four years after Isla Nublar's Jurassic World was shut down, there's a debate going on whether to save the dinos from extinction after the once dormant volcano explodes into life. (One of the greater threads of the film is animal activism, and it's jettisoned early on).

Pulled into the debate by a philanthropist is Dallas Howard's Claire (returning this time less in high heels, more in combat boots). Offered the chance to save the animals as part of a military expedition, she heads to recruit ex Owen (Pratt, in a curiously muted and downbeat turn) to try and ensure that beloved raptor Blue makes it back out alive.

However, it turns out all those involved higher up aren't exactly on the level....

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is a curious beast, and even in the hands of The Orphanage and The Impossible director Bayona, it never quite manages to bridge the gap between sequel to become its own thing and its need to set-up for the threequel.

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom: Film Review

Clearly, Bayona can handle the CGI action early on on the island, with flying debris and creatures cluttering the screen with relative ease- complete with obligatory T-Rex roaring as something chaotic happens in the background.

But it's the human element that suffers, and with the creatures not feeling as fresh as before, there's a terrible sense of deja vu that hits Fallen Kingdom, crippling what becomes of its second half.

The series has always delighted in the humans, the folly of science gone mad, and the small intimate touches that bonded us to their plight and stopped accusations of their insanity. Think back to the first film and how the kids forced Sam Neill and Laura Dern together into becoming a nuclear family, with the long-suppressed survival instinct thrust to the fore.

This is not what Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom wants to achieve.

Its flaws in logic, its desire to set the back half into a horror movie and its nostalgic touches (that wing mirror moment, a few echoed sequences from the first film) mean the Fallen Kingdom lacks the tension it needs.

That's not to say there aren't effective scenes, familiar to Bayona's wheelhouse.

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom: Film Review

A sequence involving a child in a bed, stalked by a creature and its talons is nightmarish, riffing on many a childish fear that monsters are coming for you at night, is tremendously effective. And Bayona makes fantastic fist of shadows and flashes of light, giving what is a rote cliche of the horror genre a fresher and compelling touch.

But it's not enough in a script which sees characters acting deliberately stupidly as the slasher / stalker movie goes on. And it's certainly not enough in a film series whose prime MO is evoke wonder. Dallas Howard's Claire even evokes that by intoning of the wonder and marvel felt the first time you see a dinosaur in the flesh - that was always the Jurassic Park's raison d'etre - a sense of wonder and marvel made real, dazzling and terrifying back in 1993.

That's sorely missing this time around.

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom: Film Review

Most of that has been jettisoned in this latest, unfortunately, and Fallen Kingdom emerges feeling like a blockbuster that's the sum of its parts and little more. Bayona was on a tricky wicket with this one, unable to repeat the formula and yet weighed with a necessity to bridge, and as a result, clearly the majority of the film feels like set-up in extremis.

However, the desire to jettison the core reason in favour of gene-splicing shenanigans and mad villains backfires on Fallen Kingdom. A third film is underway, and those involved would be wise to either look seriously how to evolve the series.

As Jeff Goldblum's Dr Grant once said: "Life finds a way" - and the writers will need to for the 2021 Jurassic World film, rather than force the franchise into early and welcome cinematic extinction. 

Tuesday, 25 September 2018

Tully: DVD Review


Tully: DVD Review


Forever likely to be known as the M Night Shyamalan film of mothering, Diablo Cody's Tully is a mixed bag of a film, that flounders badly in its final strait.
Tully: Film Review

Theron is largely excellent for a good two thirds of this as mother-of-two Marlo. Heavily pregnant with her third due any day, and with her brother (Duplass) claiming that something was snuffed out in her years ago, Marlo's life is pretty tough.

Ensconced in her family house, bedecked as it is in beige and with signs of age, and struggling to get by even with her husband absentee help, Marlo's given the chance to get a night nanny by her brother to help out.

Essentially the service comes in, watches the kid overnight and wakes the parent when feeding is needed - for her brother Craig, it was apparently a game-changer.

Initially reticent, Marlo grudgingly accepts - and into her life comes free spirit Tully (Davis, a gleeful blast of sunshine). Their relationship grows and a parenting groove is settled on - and to say more is to ruin some of what lies ahead.

Tully: Film Review

The problem with Tully is that largely the first 60 minutes of the film, which concentrates on the pressures of mothering, the monotony of looking after children and the growing disillusionment of life outside of the bubble, are great.

Theron's more than committed to the role, with her pale gaunt appearance, worn down by endless feeding and a second problem child, conveying more of exasperation and acceptance than could ever be done by Cody's trademark whiplash dialogue. That's not to patronise or proffer feint praise to Theron, she's genuinely watchable and empathetic as she juggles all.

Equally, the feverishly anarchic and perky Davis adds a degree of life to Marlo's life and the house that prove a welcome tonic to the grind that's gone before.

But it's in the last 30 minutes of Tully, where things of great importance happen with little to no consequence that it feels like narrative contrivance and supposed magical script wizardry writ large.

There are no spoilers here, but the denouement feels largely like it cheats the film of the grounded reality and mundanity it finds itself in, early on. It's impossible to win though, with Cody's occasionally snarky screenplay clearly mocking the perfect mothers and simultaneously bigging up those who simply accept it and get on with it (which will be a large part of the intended viewing population.)

Tully: Film Review

Ultimately, Tully becomes tarred by the path it chooses - that it does so with relative finesse for most of the journey is a good thing because when it revels in its veracity and borders closely on reality, it's a compellingly familiar watch.

It's just a real shame that Tully's divisive ending tarnishes and to a degree, belittles everything which has gone before it, slathering most of the film in a feeling that consequence is nothing but bothersome and inconsequential.

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