Saturday, 23 June 2012

Strippers vs Werewolves: DVD Review

Strippers vs Werewolves: DVD Review


Rating: M
Released by Vendetta Films

In quite possibly the most revealing title of the year (in more ways than one), this film pits, erm, strippers against werewolves when one of the wolfy kind is accidentally killed in a strip club in London.

To make matters worse, the girls who work there have until the next full moon before his bloodthirsty wolfpack seek murderous retribution.

Throw in the appearance of a couple of vampires too and it's clear that this low budget Brit horror is aiming for ticking all the boxes of the genre.

This is possibly one of the worst films I've ever seen - it tries to take itself seriously which is a major crime given that the make up for the werewolves is quite the laziest prosthetics I've witnessed.

Throw in some wooden acting from a bunch of former Brit soap stars as well as plenty of pole dancing and I reckon the directors must have been high on something to have even committed this to celluloid in the first place.

Even a cameo from horrormeister Robert Englund doesn't add anything to the experience.

Cheap and nasty and not even bad enough to fall into the so bad it's good category, this film shows when British cinema gets it wrong, it does so disastrously.

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