Final Destination: Bloodlines: Movie Review
Cast: Kaitlyn Santa Juana, Teo Briones, Richard Harmon, Owen Patrick Joyner, Anna Lore, Brec Bassinger, Tony Todd
Director: Zach Lipovsky
The sixth Final Destination movie arrives with an intriguing premise - what if Death was delayed in his machinations and as a result of that delay, new bloodlines were created, ultimately gifting the Grim Reaper a new set of victims?
In a mightily impressive opening set piece, Iris Campbell (Bassinger) accompanies her boyfriend to the grand opening of the SkyView Tower, set hundreds of metres in the sky. A once in a lifetime opportunity, this turns into a nightmare when a series of coincidences brought on by just a penny leads to the whole structure being brought down and hundreds of people being killed.
Only it turns out it's Iris' premonition and she manages to save them all - but fast forward decades and suddenly Steffi (Juana) and her extended family are back in the eye of the Reaper's scythe.
While much of Final Destination: Bloodlines is concerned with overly used exposition and lots of Steffi convincing others they're going to die and they really do need to listen to her, it also brings an inordinate amount of well-executed "coincidental" kills in keeping with the previous films' methods.
But perhaps at some point, the kills start to feel perfunctory and certainly ones toward the end frustratingly just feel like the filmmakers thumbing their nose at the audience.
Yet with moments that work well, the film manages to sit on the right side of the ledger, giving creativity to how they're executed (pun intended). And while some of the CGI falters a little in parts, this solid blockbuster slice and dice of entertainment proves to be a good night for a group outing.
Most of the cast are suitable enough for their roles, with Harmon the standout as the cynical family member unwilling to buy in to Steffi's claims.
Yet it's Tony Todd's bittersweet cameo in the film that provides the most poignancy, with a speech that will no doubt go viral given his sad demise. The film franchise does him justice, and it's certainly going to be worse off without him.
Ultimately, Final Destination: Bloodlines is the right mix of schlock and awe - even if the logic of Death's machinations becomes blurred because it doesn't suit the narrative. It's a bloody entertaining night of forgettable Final Destination fare, packed with Easter Eggs for franchise fans and horror nuts.